The Santa Claus of Love is Caught In the Chimney 

Come on Santee, let me help you.
I've got some nice things put out for you
Look there's some pork ribs, sushi, pumpkin pie.
Yeah come on let me help you outa there
We'll listen to some John Coltrane and Nina
we can read each other Bukowski and Brautigan
Forget the Sleigh and the North Pole
Let's go down to mexico and let the Mango juice
run down our chins
Come on Santee....
Here maybe something slippery will help. 
Crisco WD 40.  Damn no help...
Why do you have to get stuck in my chimney?
Couldn't  you just use the front door?
I'll show you where the hide-a-key is...
I don't konw what to do, with you stuck I can't build a fire
Could be a long cold winter Santee Claus